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Irish-English Dictionary

Sweary Cute means smart, and smart means irreverent, along with saucy, which does not mean sexy, nor does foxy, which means ginger. Desperate does not mean desperate, but rather emphasises any word it...
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Too Poo

Sweary Apparently, there was a big to-do t’other day because U2 were putting on a show in the barn or some such. One of the wans at work was only delighted when she managed to nab four tickets, and...
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It’s… BACK!

Sweary Many moons ago, I wrote on this here blog an exquisite essay on the word “cunt”, a noun for all seasons, an insult for every occasion. In the midst of that rantacular poetry I managed to cobble...
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Summertime

So maybe I do think that John Prescott is putting the Bull into Bulimic, I mean how does he get his stubby chubby fingers back his throat in the first place anyway to make himself sick? But enough about me. I...