Irish Dogging Habits

  Sweary I have a couple of dogs, the main reason being that I can’t stand cats and goldfish are not at all malleable. Personality-wise. They’re perfectly malleable in a physical sense, but...

Fudge It

Sweary! We need your PC! Outsourced database dudes need to access it remotely and fiddle its diddles for half an hour.”

A Pint Of Poison

  Sweary You’re not getting a proper blog post today. There. I’ve said it. The reason being that I last night I had a drink or four with the inspirationally talented and driven Kevin,...

Love and Erection

Sweary I said in Wednesdays post that a marriage proposal is like a penis-for-the-day, it would be nice to have one, but it’s not really necessary. Y’see, I refuse to believe that there...