Breaking Dad

Horror movies used to scare me. Now, I'd love the luxury of Freddy chasing me in my dreams. At least then I know I'm getting some...

When people would say 'Oh, you're little girl looks just like you, I used to take it as a...

I remember at my stag party a bunch of my mates got me drunk and dressed me up like a woman. The next day I woke up and blamed the alcohol. Now, my little girl does my hair, make up and nails on a regular...

Kids are like glitter. They get everywhere. And I mean...