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  Sweary When schoolgirl’s dread was in my blood I read of ancient demons “Haughey’s kind has gone for good No need for me to flee, then.” But then when I grew up, my fears...

Who the hell put the words dinner and party together? By God they must have been after too many Brandy’s. I have been to a few dinner parties in my time and nothing at all happened there to suggest there was...

Kevin Goldsmith   1. Who are you? Kevin Goldsmith. Comedian. 2. What do you care about? The Truth 3. Salt or Pepper Salt 4. Why did the chicken cross the road? He heard the...

Sweary I’ve got the next week off work, and I must say that it feels better than being gently dragged by male models over a silken carpet to get to a slice of carrot cake. Jesus, I hope “carrot...