Kevin Goldsmith

Kevin Goldsmith

 

1. Who are you?
Kevin Goldsmith. Comedian.

2. What do you care about?
The Truth

3. Salt or Pepper
Salt

4. Why did the chicken cross the road?
He heard the punchline was on the other side.

5. Law and Order or CSI?
Law and Order
6. How did you get into comedy?
I joined the wrong queue

7. Favourite song?
A soon to be global hit: ‘Red Balls’. Coming to a comedy club near you…

8. If you weren’t a Comedian what would you be?
Lookin for other ways to rescue my soul from the darkside.

9. Brown or White bread?
I would like to say white but in this PC world we live in…

10. Do you bite your finger nails?
No

11. It was sunny on St.Patricks day, were you tempted to have a BBQ?
Tempted to do many things but fought it all off to write a history?assignment.

12. Do you play the Lotto?
Everday, afterall aint life a lotto?

13. Smokes or fruit?
Tried to smoke banana skins once….

14. Favourite TV show?
The Wire

15. Zombies attack, where do you go?
To the cemetery they just left.

16. Favourite Album?
What’s da story morning glory?

17. Was it entirely necessary to remake the film Shaft?
In the same way it was necessary to make Rocky 5
18. Fill in the _craic___________

19. This time tomorrow what will you be doing?
Having the _craic ______in Galway

20. Favourite film?
The Wrestler.

21. What would you ask me?
What’s with the questions dude?

 

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