Robbie Bonham 21 Questions

3. Do you know Tyler Durden?
Yup. Tried to sell me some soap, on a plane.

4. Denny or Galtee?
Galtee. You’ve cheese, AND a cardboard box to play with afterwards!

5. Do you smoke?
Is the pope a nazi?

6. 9X16 =?
144. Or are you asking about tv screen ratios? In which case I’m more of a 3×4 guy.

7. Could you point to Guam on a map?
Yes. If it’s a map of Guam.

8. Are there aliens?
Yes. It may even be us!

9. Do you act your age or your shoe size?
I just bought a Raleigh Chopper. You tell me.

10. Fill in the _______croissant____

11. Why did you get into comedy?
To get the demons out!

12. What is the worst film you ever saw?
Blaire Witch? I mean, c’mon..seriously. Who cares about students getting
killed in the woods?

13. What was your favourite childhood cartoon?
Popeye

14. Favourite Colour?
Orange

15. In your opinion who is the best comedian in the world?
Billy Connolly

16. Do you like snow?
Not if I’m in shorts. However, it is preferable to rock, say, if I’m falling from an exploding helicopter. For some reason.

17. Do you have any tattoos and if so what are they?
No, nothing. Got my ear pierced once, at 23. Thats how cool I am.

18. Favourite place in the world?
Home.

19. Do you believe in horoscopes?
No. And anyone who does is a woman.

20. One thing you’d change about the word?
More benches. There’s never anywhere to sit, when you need it.

21. Would you believe it took me about two hours to think of these?questions?
Took me 2 days to read ‘em…