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All across America there are a lot of unhappy people. These people, Black, White, Hispanic and Asian (and probably more) are all united by one common factor they did not vote for Barack Obama. The election of Barack Obama has divided America, all the people who were very happy when George W. Bush was president are now unhappy and it seems all the people who were unhappy when George W. Bush was president ……are still unhappy because Obama has turned out to actually be a bit shit hasn’t he? Obama turned out to be a bit like a Christmas present with no batteries, it seemed great in the box and on all the ads….but once you get it, it doesn’t actually do anything you thought it would. In fairness though Obama is still probably the better choice than John McCain, who needs old man McCain with his finger on the button right?

American politics is not known for the middle ground, it is a land of choice, you can either choose to be a Democrat or Republican or you can choose to not vote. Third parties do not have a great record in US elections, in 1992 and 1996 Texas businessman Ross Perot ran for President and got….nowhere, in fact he wasn’t even allowed take part in the televised presidential debates. After the election of Obama a lot of people were unhappy so they decided to start protest groups to have an oul moan about Obama, the problem is …these are people who thought the Republican party were too conservative lets see what the tea party believes shall we?


“USA Love Babykilling”

I think the point this woman is trying to make is that the USA Loves Babykilling and Obama isn’t doing enough of it? Or that she loves taxes….and wants to bankrupt the USA? She must be a terrorist.


“The New Face of Hitler”

This enlightened gent first calls attention to the fact that Obama’s name isn’t very American/white. In fact, Hussein is his middle name maybe he’s related to Saddam Hussein? Maybe he is Saddam Hussein? Not only is he Saddam Hussein he is also “the new face of Hitler” I wasn’t aware people could be the new face of other people, if Obama was the new face of German National Socialism then I could understand it but the new face of Hitler? I’ll have to admit defeat on this one, his point is too subtle for me.


“God is judging America”

…..he’s not the only one guys.


“Illegals”

Illegal’s are raping the US tax payer. . . .I was under the impression that all rapists were not exactly being legal.


“Stop Murdering Babies”

I guess you can’t really argue with the idea of less babies being murdered….but what does it have to do with politics?


“Ah, it’s yourself”

Tea Partiers got a surprise when Jesus himself turned up to explain how ridiculous some of their signs are.

The good news about the Tea Party is that according to a recent poll two thirds of American have no opinion on it….but of course the BAD news is one third of Americans have a favourable opinion of it

-Dec

(Funny How is now on Facebook)

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