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Liam Neeson. Why, Lord?

Sweary As any one perving on my Twitter account will know, I’m currently battling a blissful path through Fallout 3 on my XBox, an RPG with Chinese Assault Rifles and an Alsatian. Jaysus I love...
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Sex Up Yer Arse End

Sweary With the results of Saturday’s Arse Analysis still clouding up my vision like a pair of 60-denier tights fashioned as a balaclava, I suppose it’s hardly surprising that I’ve got sex on the...

HEHA HEHA HE Always say’s that….

Breaking News this week has to go to the latest scandal of Horse meat in our lovely burgers. Here in the Comedy Ireland HQ thought this was one of the only news items that has actually got Irish people...

Bear attacks tourists at Japan bus station

Ranger Terence McMelland A bear has attacked tourists in a Japanese bus station. The incident is thought to have occured after the bear lost control when he realised he did not have enough change...