Author Dave

This piece is dedicated to those few adults left in Ireland that didn’t realise that the Celtic Tiger is now a rotting carcass. Those adults who thought that the cat had maybe just lost a few pounds and...

1-Do not drink alcohol and mention to everyone you meet that you were an alcoholic. It shows macho-ness and makes you seem more interesting. Also, look down on people who enjoy drinking and make them feel...

Sweary As the song I’d never heard before the Sopranos bled itself dry goes, I’m “just a small-town girl”. Or a deadened-little-village girl. Or maybe even a...

Sweary This hot market analyst bought me a drink last night, and I’m just after waking up in a bath of bloodied ice water with a hole in my lower back and this fucking thing taped to the...