Breaking News this week has to go to the latest scandal of Horse meat in our lovely burgers.

Here in the Comedy Ireland HQ thought this was one of the only news items that has actually got Irish people having the craic more then ever.

Why is it when we have a serious issue we manage to crack out top quality jokes?

Below is a few examples…and we WANT more!!

Horsing around

Some of the best jokes we have seen are the following;

Facebook Comments:

Erich King To buy frozen burgers,Or to not by frozen burgers

That is equestrian.
Steven Murray they’re all pretty foal
Áine Ní Dhonnabháin It’s tough working on the meat counter in Tescos these days feels like I’m flogging a dead horse
Gearóid Breathnach Just checked my Tesco burgers in the freezer……and they’re off!

effrey Monaghan Horse meat in the burgers?
Better drink my own piss…
Jen Geoghegan Tesco are expecting a delivery of burgers tomorrow afternoon at 10/1
Jen Geoghegan What’s next? My Lidl pony?
Dermot O’Connor Enough about the burgers, check out Tesco’s meatballs. They’re the dog’s bollocks!

Tweets:

@timhayward I see absolutely no problem with horsemeat in my burgers, which is why my mane is so glossy…

@brendanwalshy Can’t believe that woman was sent to hospital after eating a horse meat burger…… Her condition is said to be stable

@BobJWilliams I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d’oeuvres.

@JamieMilligan After having Tesco burgers I used to say that I felt a little horse, now I understand why.

@KrisOnBass Gotta admin tho’, when disease inevitably hits – ‘Crazy Horse’ sounds way cooler that ‘Mad Cow’

@AdamTodd310389 So hungry I could eat a horse… Guess I’ll go to TESCO.

@Martin1Williams: Went to the freezer to check my Tesco burgers, and….THEY’RE OFF.

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Keep Laughin’

HEHA HEHA HE Always say’s that….

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